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Why do you "need" an AK?

When anti-gun people ask you why the hell you want an AK-47, what do you tell them?

Besides the fact that the 2nd amendment guarantees the right of the people to bear arms (and tell me in which other amendment does "the people" mean the "federally funded National Guard"?), sometimes people can't get over the idea that law abiding citizens would ever own such firearms as an AK. After all, the AK is supposed to be the tool of choice for gangstas and thugs, no? Well, if you buy into what the Violence Policy Center and Handgun Control, Inc. spout off - blatant lies to the soccer moms, twisted "facts", classifying 23 year olds as children - then maybe you ought to hole up at home and never go out since it is so deadly out there! In reality, the AK is no more deadly than any other semiautomatic firearm of medium power. But people still get all worked up into a lather over your right to own an AK because they've bought into the lies. So its often fun to give a good answer. These are various one liners and short answers to why we AK owners have AKs. These were taken from various bulletin boards, I claim only one of them!

Annie Gungrabber: "Eeeek! Why on earth do you NEED such a dreadfully awful gun like that!!"

You: (insert answer from the following)

 

  1. I don't need it, I fed it and it just followed me home!
  2. It spoke to me when I walked by, how could I resist her.
  3. It's the only gun that fits comfortably under my pillow.
  4. God told me to get it so I would be protected from people like you!
  5. It was a wedding present, and I can't give it back!
  6. I work for the post office, they issue them you know.
  7. Because I am a citizen, not a subject.
  8. Some people collect stamps, I collect military rifles.
  9. Because the same voices that told me to stay home and clean my .45 said it would look nice over the door.
  10. I don't "NEED an AK'". I actually need about 5.
  11. Why do you "need" a V-8 (or '6 for that matter) when we all know a good reliable "three banger" will get you there, and probably without killing you as quickly!
  12. Because the 450,000 smoking "related" deaths every yearr (He says lightin' up again) make the whole "Gun toll" look like small potatoes.
  13. Why do you need a BMW? It goes fast, looks cool, and makes me feel good when I'm 'driving' it.
  14. Why would I need anything else, but not an AK-47?
  15. Or just look at them like they are an idiot. Then ignore them.
  16. The little voices inside my head told me to buy it!
  17. I gots guns fer mah MENTAL STABILILITY. If it wern't fer guns, the stresses uh dealing with all them dam 'possum librals wud make me go POSTAL. GUNS keeps me sane.
  18. Assault weapons have gotten a lot of bad press lately, but they're necessary for taking out today's super-animals like the electric eel, or the flying squirrel.
  19. The 2nd amendment insures the others!
  20. Its not a question of need. It is me exercising the constitutional rights guaranteed me by my forefathers.
  21. what kind of car do you drive? can't you make do with a geo?
  22. Tell them its a rabbit rifle, you ever see a pack of mad rabbits charging in from the back forty? It ain't pretty!
  23. I don't need it I want it.
  24. I want my family and me to be protected during any dangerous situation. You, obviously don't give a damn if your family dies - you sick immoral jerk! Don't preach to me about guns when you could care less about protecting your own family. In plain English - I need it FOR THE CHILDREN!
  25. One guy asked me recently why I needed my AK. I told him I'm a collector and enjoy shooting. He asked if I was a collector, shouldn't I take the firing pin out and just look at it? Well, this guy is really into muscle cars of the '60's and '70's. Perfect. I asked him why he shouldn't take the engine out of his own muscle car and just "look at it". He understood.
  26. I need it for the day you come and try to take it.
  27. What do you mean, "AN" AK-47? I want ALL the AK-47's!
  28. I pray that I NEVER NEED an AK-47, but I believe in the Boy Scout slogan.
  29. Why do you NEED a car that is capable of 120MPH- you think you're a racecar driver or something?
  30. I don't NEED an AK, besides, I prefer to use a good knife when I feel like killin' somebody...
  31. I don't need an AK47, but so what? You don't NEED Air conditioning, indoor plumbing, a nice car, TV, computer, Oakley's...
  32. Because "number of deadly weapons owned" is an extra credit question on the entry exam to heaven.
  33. Because it bothers you.
  34. Because it bothers liberals.
  35. Because it bothers Dianne Fein-swine.
  36. It's not just AN AK; it's the Ted Kennedy signature edition.
  37. It's part of the new cult I joined last month. The Dark Master says we have to spend at least 30% of our money on implements of destruction. You should come to our next meeting.
  38. If you don't like my attitude, then stop talking to me.
  39. The Constitution requires me to have one.
  40. I say (while menacing, glaring, and chest poking): What are you some kind of idiot? What kind of question is that? Did your mom drop you on your head when you were a kid? Why don't you get lost before I show you why I own this thing! Dance! dance! Dance like Michael Jackson!!! Daaaannnce!
  41. Cause the 2nd Amendment ain't about duck hunting.
  42. Because they are extremely politically incorrect.
  43. Oh I didn't tell you? It must not be any of your damn business!!!
  44. It's a great hand warmer on a cold day!
  45. Ammo cheaper than the deer gun you shoot.
  46. I have one and you don't.
  47. I am an American and my rights justify my needs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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